

Capitalism! Fuck yeah!
Mostly made of meat.


Capitalism! Fuck yeah!


Yes. Have you read the testimonials?


So presumably a single cupf is the equivalent of 0.075g of whole-egg miyoBiuiK.


They realise that it’s a satire site, right?


Nuclear bombs, landing on the moon, for two.


Tapeworm. Nothing to do but just hang there and eat the food that someone else finds for me. That’s the life for me.


There are about 20 different ways of assigning someone a description of “male” or “female” - examples are the gametes someone produces, their genitals, their hormone levels, or how their brains are wired. Other species can have more than 2 genders or change from one gender to another, and it could be argued that mushrooms have hundreds of them. There are also organisms which have both male and female characteristics in the same body - in some cases, they have both genitals. The natural world is a messy place when it comes to gender, and there are no rules.
Humans like to define things, give them names and put them in neat little boxes, but nature isn’t like that. Nature doesn’t give a fuck that humans like to assign people one gender or another. Nature creates people who have some male and some female characteristics because there is no natural rule that says everything has to be one or the other. A person with male genitals can have a brain wired up in a female style. Their brain says they are female, but they were defined as male at birth. These are the people who society fails miserably in its rigid adherence to the philosophy of male/female, in a world where this distinction does not actually exist.
The words “biologically male” are loaded, creating an assumption that such a thing is easily definable, and that a person must be one gender or another. This is simply not the case.


The ability to make instant decisions.
Can seduce alien females.
The ability to hold stomach in without needing a corset.


The rest of the world will have a party to celebrate.


Mrs. Mercedes.
The Silence of the Lambs.


Again, I’m not saying that you personally have to cycle, just that for many people there is actually a very low bar for them to do it. The examples of impossible situations every time cycling is suggested aren’t relevant, and just as pointless as someone saying everyone should be compelled to cycle.


They could have just burnt it, and it would have been a better outcome for everyone.


I don’t know why every time someone mentions cycling or walking, someone has to reply “what about people who drive 2 hours to work across the desert with a safe in the back of the car”? Yeah, not everyone can, but that doesn’t stop those who could. I cycle 16 miles a day to work and back, and I’m a lazy overweight 58 year old. If I can, most people who travel the same distance could.


Putin’s investment in Trump is paying off handsomely.
They have to avoid running someone over, so in effect they have to give way. In the UK, a pedestrian wanting to cross the road at a turning has priority (right of way) over cars turning into the road, but most car owners either don’t know or don’t care, and rarely stop.