Ellen DeGeneres, also Nixon, O.J. & Weinstein.

Nooooo 😭. I need something stronger than my stupid 5090. This is no life like this.

Ever since I’ve got smart hubs all over my house I kinda figured I should just find a way to stop trying/caring. Now me and my friends will purposely shout all sorts of shady/dubious things around the room to have Google send it over somewhere lol.

I do sometimes wonder how horrifying I must often look on my phone selfie cam if someone would secretly watch it’s feed. Like on the bathroom e.g.

We should one day just ban the existence of this stuff as a world collective, you’d think people worldwide would hit a limit with this shit. I’m not feeling all that free as I once did. But no ofc, next thing we’ll get implants made by big tech.

In Dutch people will solve that in mail by saying “Beste Mensen,” or “Lieve Allemaal” which translates as Dear People/ Dear All. Train stations don’t use “dear ladies/gentleman” announcements anymore, they say “dear travellers” instead. We just tend to avoid mentioning gender entirely lol.

Small patch of unnaturally flat earth filled to the brim with a mix of moody, always busy, direct to your face, cheese farm descendants turned bureaucrats, drug-den youngsters, aging white boomers that own every piece of real-estate and immigrants from EVERY corner of the planet, all 18 million of whom are perpetually unfulfilled in life even though they’re supposedly ranked 7th in world’s best list. - “Happy” Holland