boots on the ground filled with US soldiers from their toes on up

“I don’t care, do you?” -written on the back of First Lady Melania Trump’s jacket, some time during her husband’s first excursion in the Oval Office

is it plant-based?

uh oh, someone lost their Beemer immunity…so sad!

Emmet Watson is smiling at you from the great beyond!

The Lesser Seattle movement lives!

“The Samson Option is a deterrence strategy of massive retaliation with nuclear weapons as a “last resort” against any country whose military has invaded and/or destroyed much of Israel.” —Wikipedia

Peter the Tweeter AKA Secretary of Offense

bright white teeth are highly overrated, glow in the dark teeth, well…wouldn’t a cheap little night light work even better than a radioactive mouth?

artificial authoritarianism in action!

Schmuckerburger

they’re embossed, aren’t they?