Please get offline.

I fucked your mom on a cruise.

You’re right.

No worries. Dependencies with JavaScript are… insane. I’m often shut down when I bring this up to developers. “All it takes is the one malicious dependency of one of your dependencies dependencies dependency.” “Oh you’re paranoid”

React lol. That is yesterdays technology.

I’m a modern web developer and I do things without a bazillion dependencies.

You’re mistaking developers with lazy fucks. ;)

HTMX

Scam

May, could, might. Clickbait for cold metal still in development.

Content looks legit, but I’d be super careful about running it. Who knows what got added to that zip file.

Finally!

Courier Prime… bleh

Yes. But then everything would die in committee and eventually become a new distro anyway.

What’s after Wayland?

HaikuOS

I love all the systemd hate haha

I mean… one of you fine Americans could solve this problem. Be more like Tommy Crooks!

This is like Hipster Linux. “This one is just text… but unironically. And it has colors, but ironically. It’s like… film photography… but computers.”

To be fair I spend a lot of time in the terminal and behind the lens of a film camera.

Still got a Gmail account?

Media: multicolored latex gloves

What’s wrong with a sandwich?