Can we please, as a society, stop pretending this guy is not dumb as a sack of pig shit?
Iāve never not done that. I was under the impression that heās the dumbest motherfucker alive, but tens of millions of dumbass motherfuckers still are falling for his stupid bullshit after ten years of widespread exposure of what a dumb motherfucker he is, so I guess those dumb motherfuckers must be dumber than this dumb motherfucker.
Nothing in this world has convinced me to drastically lower my expectations of the intelligence of the average person more than the continued popularity of Donald Trump
It is a loyalty test. Fascists do this to weed out people who are not loyal.
Exactly! This was the guy who had his underlings wearing clown shoes and saying how great they fit.
Can you please, as a society, grab the fat fuck and drag him out of the white and toss him in the nearest woodchipper? ~signed: the rest of the world
Iām about thirty years ahead of you there.
Thatās insulting to pig shit.
Hey. Pigs are smart. Donāt underestimate sacks of pig shit.
So what does that say about a country that enthusiastically voted for him, twice?
That weāre all dumb sacks of shit. I thought that was apparent. I know Iām personally pretty stupid at times, and Iām not even below the average.
To be fair, majority did not actually vote for him because turnover rate for democrat-voting people has always been low in comparison to republicans.
āMy vote wonāt change anythingā bit entire US in the ass.
He still has the support of roughly 1/3 of America, and then you have another 1/3 of the country who are too lazy/apathetic to vote at all. So, nothing good.
Three times for most of them
Wasnāt this an Onion article just a few months ago?
Pickles and onions are the only vegetables he eats so that checks out.
Likely some satire site
Yeah, getting rid of the foreign names completely and totally is definitely the play.
Other places that will need a name change (with suggested names:
- New York - New North America
- New Hampshire - New North North America
- New Jersey - New North East America
- Washington, District of Columbia (DC) - Washington, District of America (DOA)
- New York City - New North America City, District of America
- Virginia (named for Br*tainās Queen Elizabeth I) - Trumpia
- North/South Carolina (Names for Br*tainās King Charles I) - North/South Trumpolina
- Florida (Spanish for "Flowerery) - Ivanka (the āflowerā of Trumpās eye)
- Mar-a-lago (Spanish for āsea to lakeā) - Melania (so people start calling it āMelania Faceā when they refer to Mar-a-lago face)
And SO many more!!!
(I hope the /s is obvious)EDIT: my buddy, whoās an even harder troll than me dropped the suggestion we rename DC to:
āWashington, The Holy District of Our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ Redeemer of All Nationsā
(No abbreviations, and it is a felony to reference the place without saying the whole thing every time)There must be some new criminal bullshit heās up toā¦ enjoy the distraction everyone!
Stealing the election
āMaybe even the Crooked Elections, that New Mexico is known for, would become honest again,ā he added.
so dipshit and his co-conspirators will quit fucking with elections there if new mexico changes their name?
Why is he still alive?
Because the only three named guy whoās tried to rectify that had shitty fucking aim, and I assume security has ramped up since.
I wouldnāt take those allegations of assassination attempts at face value, something stinks, especially with the rooftop guy story. It was staged, that fight fight fight thing? Choreographed. His ear wasnāt shot, especially not with an AR round. Probably scraped it on an agent as they pulled him to the ground.
The golf course one was suspect as well. Donāt believe the justice department. I shouldnāt have to tell you that.
False flags? From a cpac guy? Yeah that sounds right
Didnāt that guy get kicked out of a gun club cause he had shitty aim?
Being president gets you top-tier health care, even as many of your constituents are struggling to get any healthcare at all. COVID would have gotten him if not for treatment he received, and who knows what heās being treated for now.
Free gov health care
Because he is only 3 minutes away from a doctor at all times.
Because only the good die young.
Well thatās me buggered on alignment then.
Because, in the immortal words of Lewis Black āthe good die young, but pricks live foreverā
Wait until he learns about Amerigo Vespucci.
Learns?
Donāt you mean 'Murigo Vespucci?
āThis matter has been referred to ICE. ICE would like to see Amerigo Vespucciās immigration papers.ā
God Bless Vespucciland
What did you call me?
Wait until he learns that York is a town in the UK
City in the UK - You donāt want the Yorkshiremen coming after you.
Just like waving a rattle in front of a baby.
The only renaming that needs to happen is from White House to Shite House.
Old Mexico it is then.
We already have Old Mexico at home.
At least heās renaming shit in his own country now. How do yāall like it? Fucking āLake Americaā and āGulf of Americaā. Surprised heās āaskingā instead of just decreeing like everything else. Iām sure weāre days away from his insistence. Then New York can become āTrump Cityā.
Itās Lake Ontario, mate.
Itās also Gulf of Mexico, but here we are.
This is stupid. Obviously just a distraction. But, could you even imagine how much that would cost?
Every piece of letterhead, every sign, maps, state issued ID, etc. It would be an insane cost for the whim of some guy that shits his pants daily.
Also thereās not a whole lot of states more attached to their identity than New Mexico.
This asshole is doing anything but trying to even attempt to look like heās helping the American people.
Oh good Iām sure this will help the rising prices of everything, end the war in Ukraine, Iran and genocide in Palestine, and give everyone affordable housing and healthcare. Hey America are we tired yet of all this winning?
Inflation hits 3.7%.
Donnie dumbass: āletās change the name of a state!ā
New Mexico should encourage trump to release the Epstein files.
