Originally reported by Reuters: https://www.reuters.com/technology/former-nvidia-ceo-huang-had-relationship-with-second-employee-sources-say-2026-11-12/
How does this guy have time or energy for 3+ affairs? Having one non-secret relationship is already my limit for thr amount of attentuon I have to give to people
That would be the case if CEOs did as much work as their employees.
(For most 500MM+ companies)
He’s the sovereign, they’re the courtiers. They’re putting the effort in, he’s just accepting or denying their propositions.
Cocaine, probably.
Yeah, thats interesting. And he is ceo :)
Kanye Huang.
Maybe it’s “Jensen Hung”.
I hope his wife divorces him. Sure, he’s still gonna be filthy rich, but we know how thesw billionaires are, they always want more. So, practically it might not hurt his lifestyle, but hopefully it will eat him alive, that he lost so much money he was simply gonna hoard. They are like fucking dragons.
The affairs don’t matter. The real problem (and why he resigned) is that Nvidia has been selling GPU’s to China through companies in Singapore despite strict US export restrictions. The asian woman he had an affair with had a company with her husband that sold these products from Singapora to China, which directly links him to the smuggling, something Nvidia has publicly denied ferociously all this time. Several key members of the US government have looked the other way (like Howard Lutnick), but might no longer be able to. If Nvidia was investigated it could seriously jeapordize a large amount of their oversea sales and could cause many issues domestically.
Mister President, a third one has hit the Juang Tower!
CEOs seem to have way too much time on their hands
Most CEOs i know are so sheltered from real work and operations. Everything feed to them is so filtered and curated, so many meetings about meetings and meetings about packs and reports, multiple pages of data being cut down to a single sentence under the pretence the CEO is so time starved that reading more then two lines would bankrupt him.
What i discovered in multiple companies were concerted efforts to keep the truth hidden.
And whatever reality got exposed was so massaged and shined that it was a mangled wreck of bullshit from the truth it was.
I did root cause for years and it was the same BS, all my findings and careful investigations hidden from the light of day.
Considering how many pictures this megaspeed chinese spy posted of her eating and drinking with Jensen I’d argue that most of his time partying and boozing it up.
The dude is worth $200b. He pays other people to work for him. When you listen to portfolio managers and other investments experts talk about why so much piled into AI it was revealed the uber rich spent as much time on their investments as i do wiping my ass. They made arbitrary decisions made on specious logic ie “hey what’s this AI thing. Lets make 5% of our portfolio AI”
Wong is undoubtedly the same. So disconnected from reality.
I still think he is using this as an exit. Its a good excuse to leave and cash out without destabilising the AI bubble because it is clear Nvidia forced customers to buy chips they could neither had the space or power to use or even need ie Amazon spending $5b (incredible) a month through 2026 on Nvidia GPUs but has only activated a fraction of them.
Forced them by telling them would be locked out of future purchases of new generation of hardware if they didn’t buy now.
Now under a crippled US gov (DOJ and SCC have had their teeth pulled) nvidia could easily get away with this. With the blue wave however Jensen sees the writing on the wall.
But if he exited now without a cover story he’d destabilise the market popping the AI bubble and he would be heavily blamed for trillions and trillions of dollars of losses (along with the magnificent 7). But especially him. Heads will roll.
So he exposes himself having an affair or two. He resigns with a good reason. He then cashes out and finds a deep hole to hide whilst the US economy collapses.
thats how they kept elon from ruining spacex when they were not cannabalizing all his companies. they dint want him to cause disaster in spacex
Ok c’mon now, be honest. How many of us didn’t have an affair with Huang?
Goddamnit! I came here to say this. I also came with Jensen Huang.
I came in Jesen huang to say this
I posted this elsewhere but in the spirit of the season I’m going to do it again, whether or not my partner approves.
Where in the picture are you planning to put the next one?
That’s what Xi said
Thank you for this. It will be well used going forward.
From below, the way Jenson likes it.
In the next one they all better be kissing
The next one will be Bush sitting in the sofa with a bunch of A. Cards standing behind him
haha perfect
Golly! How rebellious!
Thanks for the hearty laugh
Literally how Nvidia marketing charts work.
i mean, until last week, sure.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
Remember that based on growth of Elvis impersonators in the mid 1980’s we would all be Elvis by the year 2000. I mean it did happen but we scrubbed this from the history books.
Uh huh huh.
can cook a really good winter melon soup.
How does this dude get all the women and I can’t? Is it the jacket? Should I get a leather jacket and never take it off??
Am I the only one who thinks he’s actually pretty good looking for a 63-year-old?
Just me?
Asian don’t raisin.
also being a very stressfree life of a rich person helps.
Being a billionare CEO probably helps
I think it’s more being a billionaire but idk
being rich, multibillionaire helps.
The more you dig, the more you find
The gift that keeps on giving…
Well played.
If you find two ants in your kitchen, you likely do not have a two-ant problem.
Once is a mistake, twice is a co-incidence, three times is a pattern.
Affair me once, shame on shame on you. Affair me you can’t get affaired again.
There’s actually a theory that dubya changed it up mid sentence to avoid getting quoted as saying “shame on me” which would make for an excellent sound bite.
Whether that’s true or not, I don’t know if even he himself knows at this point.
Fun fact, Dubya, nearly two decades out of lettuce office, is a month younger than the current POTUS.
Absolutely he changed it mid sentence. Also by comparison with the sad rape sponge they have in office now, Dubya seems moderate!
I cannot find it now but there was a clip of Bush sitting with Obama and Clinton at Trumps inauguration, he points at Trump and whispers something to Obama and Clinton and they all start killing themselves laughing. I so desperately want to know what he said!
Yeah. He sounded dumb on TV, but it’s like one of those “ordinary person vs Olympian” things. He sounded dumb on TV partly because you’re comparing him to excellent speakers. Most people would sound dumb next to Obama. Accounts from people meeting Bush in person generally agree he’s smarter than he seems.
Of course, none of that has anything to do with being at best ineffectual as a president and at worst a war criminal waging wars of aggression. Keeping people like Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld around certainly didn’t help.
George W Bush’s legacy everybody!
Three times is
enemybedroom actionSo hot!
Coincidants.
Very nice.
Ugh or moths.
Computer nerds cheat zero one or infinity times.
