Mites role in consuming unwanted bacteria\fungi should be considered payment tendered.
I thought they just ate sebum.
I remember a biology teacher said this about human folical mites… they’re symbiotic, they live off whatever naturally builds up on hair follicles, and a story of someone whom had a phobia and used a iodine wash to attempt to eradicate mites only to get a bad case of warts that took a long time to go away because the skin environment\biome was so sterile-like.
That mite be a great argument for them!
At some point someone else’s face mites will become your genital mites.
Only if you’re lucky!
Then it’s not justifiable that they are not also allowed to vote.
Are you really prepared for a mite-dominated democracy?*squeaky voices chanting in unison* No taxation without representation!
Well, good luck with the forming of a tax authority and enforcing that.
You wana go mingle our face mites later?
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